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Shannon Enos is a wife, recovering Pinterest addict, and homeschooling mom of two young girls. Her hobbies include analyzing music with her husband, pretending she’s going to finish that crocheting project she started 4 years ago, and making lists of things she has already completed just so she can cross them off. Shannon values truth, education, the arts, open minds, humor, and “Nashville" binges on Hulu. She believes that learning happens everywhere, whether you’re paying attention or not.


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When I Was Creative


Once, I was creative. I don’t mean just one time, I mean once, a long time ago.

The other day I was looking through a little digital camera that is mainly used by my kids. It has several features, like fish eye lens, mirror effect, some filters. These are features I never knew existed in this camera until my kids started using them, and I was like, “that camera does that??” And they used them all, often.


Many of the pictures they take are ridiculous. A close up of a barrette. The corner where two walls meet. The dog’s foot. But here’s the thing: for every ten ridiculous pictures, there’s one masterpiece. Like the kind of picture you try to take with your iPhone and a thousand filters and cropping and adjustments of every color and cast known to man and it still looks like a regular old snapshot, now just very overworked. My kids nail it with one try.


It occurred to me that the reason this happens is two fold. One - they aren’t trying. They see something that interests them or inspires them, they snap it. Sometimes they take several snaps of it from various angles, just to cover their bases. And they don’t think again about it until later when they are going through the pictures. They don’t have a final image in mind, it’s not about the finished product, they just like whatever the object is and they find value in it and they take a picture of it. End of story.


Two - they take a lot of pictures. They aren’t trying to nail it in one or two shots. Most of the pics they take are throwaways. They know this and they don’t care. They take many, many stabs at something and many, many of them are failures and they don’t care. Failures do not phase them. They aren’t afraid of trying and having it not work out, they just enjoy the process of taking the pictures, and that comes through in some of the resulting shots.


I used to be like this, a very long time ago. I remember senior art class in high school, a particular texture study we did. You had to sketch a 1x1 inch picture of 100 different textures, then choose a few and make a larger scale painting out of them in a geometric layout. When I was done, I liked what I had done but I wasn’t married to it. I wondered if I should try again. My teacher, an awesome man named Mr. Giles, told me that while my technical skill needed development, he had never seen a student’s chosen textures in this assignment tell such a strong story, which (evidently) mine did. He said it was something you can’t teach. I don’t know that I agreed with him, but I was flattered at the compliment and it made me think of creativity differently... more as a giant experiment than an end result. I hadn’t been trying to tell any kind of story, I just picked the ones I thought complimented each other in some way, but it had turned out to mean something to someone else, which was very cool.


some bird magnets I made on a whim once

I used to write songs, and most of them were junk. But I had one here or there that at least had potential. One was even recorded by a friend of mine. But then I got busy and perfectionistic and self-critical and I stopped writing altogether. I used to make a lot of crafts, do needlework, crochet, wood crafts, etc. but then I got busy and perfectionistic and self-critical and I stopped crafting things. I made beaded jewelry. I made scented soy candles before they were a craze. I made home goods and sold them in artsy consignment stores. I took pictures and manipulated the development process in our high school photo lab with no particular outcome in mind. I wrote one-act plays. I took classes on deconstructing Shakespeare scenes at the Folger Theatre. I joined the photography club in college and tried a process where you reverse transferred the image onto handmade paper. All this, ‘cause, why not?


 a silhouette I made of my daughter when she was two

Just because, just to try it. I wasn’t worried about outcomes, I didn’t feel the need for everything to come out perfect because it was going to be a wedding gift for someone or because I spent a lot of money on supplies. Now, I realize I had totally forgotten that there is intrinsic value in the creative process. Apart from the artistic benefit, there are other benefits, too, that transfer into real life: strengthened problem solving, appropriate risk-taking, increased self-esteem, and -- a big one -- happiness.

I want to try to take a lesson from my kids and do creative things for the fun and experience of it. I am going to try to let go of expectations of the results and just give things a try for the heck of it, learning more techniques as I go. First, I have to make time for these endeavors, which is a challenge in itself. But I want to make it a priority, because when I lost that creativity, I lost a part of myself. My kids are now at the age where they can also try new projects, so we can experiment alongside one another. But creativity, in all its forms, is what makes life so beautiful, and we need more of that.

I would love it if I could see some of your creative projects, so please share in the comments!


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Great Wolf Lodge Review

Recently, my family and I had the opportunity to stay at Great Wolf Lodge in Williamsburg, VA. Great Wolf had been on our radar for some time, but having two reluctant swimmers always made us wonder if the water park would be too much for our kids. Since the water park is such a huge part of Great Wolf (and the cost can be significant), we have always put it off for later consideration.

Then our older daughter decided she was not scared of getting her face wet anymore. We have tried three different sets of swim lessons with her over the years and she had never made any meaningful progress. But my husband decided to try with her one on one and she suddenly bloomed! She still doesn’t “swim” exactly -- like using strokes -- but she will doggy paddle and is no longer afraid of getting her face or hair wet which was a huge barrier to her success in the pool. We have a ways to go before she can be considered a swimmer, but the progress is evident. My other daughter -- well let’s just say she’s not there yet.

We got a very discounted rate for Great Wolf Lodge through our homeschool group (REACH, which serves the Fredericksburg, Stafford, and surrounding areas), which was the impetus for us to give it a try. GWL also offers discounts through sites like Groupon and Living Social from time to time as well. We decided to keep it a secret from our kids because my older daughter Josie can be a bit obsessive and we weren’t really up for fielding five weeks of incessant questions about our trip. Plus, surprises are just fun.

We arrived at the lodge on Mother’s Day and the Grand Lobby was decked out in flowers for the occasion. There was a pretty long line for check in but my husband took the kids to look around while I waited. Fifteen minutes later, we were checked in, handed two pairs of wolf ears for the kids and surprisingly, our room was ready to go, two hours early!


The room was great! We stayed in the Majestic Bear Suite, which comes with a kitchenette, two queen beds and a separate bedroom with a king bed and its own TV. We had a great double balcony outside and they put us on the top floor which thrilled my kids. The room was clean, comfortable, and there was plenty of room for everyone and all our stuff. The girls loved that they each got their own huge bed.


We got settled, then they changed and hit the waterpark first. The first thing I noticed about the water park was its sheer size. It is manageable, but definitely large. There are tons of chairs but tables are less plentiful and we never managed to get a table at any point in the weekend. I have the feeling people stake them out right when the park opens, throw their stuff on them, and that is their table for the entire day. Most tables were devoid of any human presence, with just belongings on them. It was no big deal, since we weren’t planning on staying the whole day or eating in the waterpark. (Yes, you can eat in the waterpark, but you cannot bring in your own food. You can use the restaurant there, and there is also a bar right there in the waterpark!)


Great Wolf does a good job of accommodating all ages in the waterpark and throughout the resort. They provide free lifejackets to use while you are in the park, which we took advantage of since my kids are weak/non-swimmers. They had a good sized toddler/preschool sized pool with small slides and equipment (my youngest used it even though she is almost seven, and I was worried the lifeguards would kick her out for being too big. Thankfully, they were cool about it since I think it was obvious she was timid in the water.) They have medium sized slides attached to a large fort, massive slides that operate independently from each other, a wave pool, a body surfing pool, a lazy river, an aquatic obstacle course, and aquatic basketball. They also have little geysers in a splashpad area, plus a giant bucket that pours a wall of water out once every couple of minutes. There is plenty to do to keep everyone busy, even if you just want to relax in one of the two hot tubs. The lifeguards were very attentive and plentiful... I always felt like they were in charge and thorough and it helped me not worry as much.


The waterpark is warm inside and humid, just as you would expect. Great if you are swimming so you don’t get cold, not so great if you are just hanging out in your regular old street clothes. Also, it is VERY loud. It was hard to hear each other talk unless we were right exactly in front of each other. After a couple hours, I started to not feel very good from all the noise and humidity and needed a break. The other thing worth mentioning is that I was very worried about slips and falls with all the little wet feet running around the park (and I threatened my kids’ lives if they ran), but I saw tons of dripping wet kids running and not one fell. I think the material the deck is made from and the way it is textured prevents slips and falls to at least some degree.


The rest of the resort is also great. You can check out the entire list of activities here, but I will talk about a few we took advantage of. There was not time in the two and a half days we were there to do everything, but we had the girls choose their priorities and we got to do almost everything that was in their top three.


Magiquest - this was something I was hesitant to invest any money into at first. It is rather expensive and I wasn’t sure the kids would really get my money’s worth. The gist is that the kids buy a magic wand to unlock gold, treasures, and runes that they use to conquer bad guys and save the village. The game has stations all over the resort. My younger daughter was far more interested in Magiquest than my older one, and it was her #1 choice of activity. It did seem cool, so we decided to tread lightly and bought the basic wand ($16) and one game of play ($16) with a caveat that she had to share some with her sister if she ended up being interested in it (I made it sound more fun than “sharing” by telling her they were a team of two and her big sister was her assistant who she had to train). She ended up being a fabulous sharer and her sister got into it almost as much as she did!


We played quite a bit and she still is less than halfway done with the entire game. If you bring the wand back to the resort, they can reactivate it and you can pick up where you left off, which will be great. The game can cost as much as $58 (per kid) for the fancy wand with special topper and cost of the game itself, but we got out of there for $33. Our trick was to get the basic wand, skip the topper (they don’t advertise this, but they actually give you a more simple -- but still cool -- topper for free if you skip a fancy one), and had both girls share the experience rather than just both of them running up to a station and doing the exact same thing as each other anyway. This made them feel more like a team, and my older daughter, who gets a little scared at intense scenes, could opt out of the big duels with dragons and trolls. Verdict: Do it!


Howler’s Peak Ropes Course - Ok, an animated dragon might have scared my older daughter, but she doesn’t shy away from heights! She didn’t waste a single minute getting strapped into her safety harness at this ropes course and started right up the stairs before I had even finished paying! This ropes course is great for older kids and adults alike. My husband wanted to try it but he forgot his closed toe and heel shoes, so it will have to wait until next time for him. This course has multiple levels, several options of ways to get from one platform to another, and even a zip line! My 8 year old was more nervous once she actually got up there, but with a little coaching from below, she did the bottom level of the course unassisted (she did skip the zip line though). There was a staffer near her the whole time in case she needed help, yet far enough away that kids feel like they are independent. This course is great for building confidence and practicing problem solving skills. It costs $13 but it was worth it, even for those who stay on the first level, which is still pretty high. Verdict: Do it!



Northern Lights Arcade - both my kids wanted to check this out. It is your typical arcade - bright, noisy and full of junk you would never buy with actual dollars but somehow it is ok if you pay with tickets. As with most arcades, the best game is air hockey, and this table was grade A! We all played that. The kids tried skee-ball and some other video games. My 8 year old, Josie, played a fishing game and captured some treasure bearing lobster or something and she won over 1000 tickets. Add that to the thousand they had been given by the staff when a game glitched and spit out an endless stream of tickets (my kids reported it to the staff), and they had enough to buy a couple of good-sized stuffed animals, a souvenir or two and some candy. My head was beginning to pound by the end and my husband had long finished his beer before the kids were ready to leave (many parents were coping by drinking enjoying a cocktail in the arcade), but it was a pretty good way to spend a couple after dinner hours. Verdict: Do it, but keep prize expectations low and bring aspirin.

The Great Clock Tower Show - this is a little song and story put on by the animatronic creatures in the Grand Lobby a few times a day. I cannot tell you what the story is about because it was so mind-numbing that I tuned out approximately 90 seconds in. The girls watched the show while Mom and Dad sat on the oversized hearth in front of the fireplace and planned our next move. After the show was over (it only lasts like 8 minutes), the girls came over and expressed how that was basically 8 minutes of their life they would never get back. Definitely designed for very little kids. Verdict: Skip it, unless you have toddlers or have a love for self-torture.

The Loose Moose Bar & Grill - full disclosure: We did not eat here, but I am including it because I am giving you some advice. This in-resort restaurant is $21.00 for ages 12+ and $9.00 for kids 4-11. It is all buffet style. They do have a full bar, which is cool, but unless that buffet is stocked with all sushi, lobster, filet mignon, caviar and champagne, I can’t see paying $21.00 for any buffet. Verdict: Skip it, and head out into Williamsburg for a more sensible choice.

Hungry as a Wolf - this loosely Italian, counter service restaurant was a good choice for our one meal in the resort. The last night, my husband was beat and suggested we stay in rather than leave the resort (that water park will do that to ya), so we opted for this easygoing spot. He and I shared a pizza (with some left over) and my girls shared a half-size fettuccine alfredo -- the half size was very large! We grabbed drinks from our room and ate at the little bistro tables outside the restaurant. The prices were reasonable seeing as the portions were large (our bill was $30) and everything could be shared. And it tasted pretty good! Verdict: Do it if you would like to try a restaurant in the resort.


Bear Paw Sweets & Eats - this is the dessert spot in Great Wolf Lodge. They offered all kinds of fudge, ice cream, Dippin’ Dots, and bakery treats. We stopped in here and each of the girls grabbed a treat to bring back up to the room. It was a great way to end the day, and the bill here was reasonable - I think it was $8 and change. Verdict: Do it!

Dunkin’ Donuts - I felt like I was saved when I saw a Dunkin’s in the lodge, and after braving the waterpark for two whole hours, I needed an immediate iced coffee. I was disappointed to find out that an iced coffee would take 10 minutes to make since an employee said “someone” forgot to make the iced coffee. Really? I got a hot coffee the next morning but thought it was not as good as regular Dunkin’s coffees (to be fair, my husband said his was fine). My girls liked their donuts but I am pretty sure they would eat one off the ground, so there’s that. Verdict: If you are desperate for coffee, sure, go for it.

Buckhorn Exchange Gift Shop - Moms, this one’s for you! This gift shop had all the usual suspects you’d find at a boardwalk shop at the beach: t-shirts, keychains, hemp bracelets with shells braided into them, etc. But they also had some very good quality clothing, bags and gifts. I am not much of a shopper, but I wanted a couple t-shirts for the girls, and they had a few to choose from, all pretty cute... but at $21.95 each, they were too rich for my blood. So I grabbed a couple color changing cups with the Great Wolf logo and a couple keychains for the kids and called it a day, but I could see dropping some cash in there if you are into that sort of thing. Verdict: Do it!

The Great Wolf Kids’ Store - this spot had stuffed animals, t-shirts and pajamas, color-your-own shirts, bags and pillowcases (adorned with the GWL characters), toys, and more... mostly junky stuff. My kids browsed around but weren’t into any of it really... until they saw the Jelly Belly fill-a-cup machine. At $11.99 for about a 9 or 10-oz. Cup, I told them no, but then surprised them with a cup to share on our way out. It thrilled the girls and even my hubby was happy about it. Who can resist Jelly Bellies? Verdict: Hit up the shop for the novelty of the candy cup, save your money on the junky stuff.

There are lots of other attractions, shops and activities to see and do at Great Wolf Lodge, but the ones I mentioned were all we had time for. The prices range from pretty affordable to really high, so go through the website and choose which ones are in your budget and which ones really spark your kids’ interests. You can use the resort on your check in day, even if your room is not ready, and you can also use it on the day you check out until I think 4 pm. The rooms are big and comfortable, and the staff is all very friendly. It is not a quiet resort, I will tell you that. There are kids running everywhere, and the water park is intense. But if you want an easy getaway with built in stuff for the kids, I would definitely recommend it. My daughter actually won another 2-night stay through our REACH homeschool group, so we will be going back soon... but I think we would be doing that anyway! It’s a great spot for kids, and they really try to accommodate the adults (i.e. booze) as much as possible. Ok, not just booze, but hey, it helps! Check it out!



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So Long Coffee, You Were a True Friend

Today is my last cup of coffee. This is its picture.




I am sad. I am scared. I am in mourning.

Why, you ask? Why give up something so vital, so imperative, so truly awesome? Something people claim they cannot live without? Something people spend small fortunes on at fancy coffee shops? Needing coffee in the morning (or afternoon, or after dinner) is a uniting, universal force many people can agree on. There are memes about it, clubs, meetups... people actually bond over this drink. It makes people’s lives better. So why would anyone elect to give it up?




Well, I have a liquid nondairy flavored coffee creamer problem. Back when I was beginning to drink daily coffee, I had half & half and sugar in my coffee like many people. I was happy and content. But then I decided to try something from that towering wall of liquid coffee creamers in the refrigerated aisle of the grocery. All the flavors beckoned me and called my name. It started with French Vanilla. Then came Hazelnut, my all-time favorite. Then Irish Cream, followed by Cinnamon Vanilla, then a little Cafe Mocha. I liked all of these. They were delicious. When they came out with Coconut Cream and Almond Joy, I was pretty sure I had died and gone to heaven.


first sip of coffee on a monday morning


At first I would swap out my regular half & half with the flavored creamers a once or twice a week, like maybe to celebrate the fact that it was Friday or to occasionally enhance a nice relaxing Sunday morning. Then it became my weekend habit, including Fridays. Then I was using it on Mondays because Mondays were -- well, Mondays -- and I wanted something to cheer me up. Then everyone knows Tuesday is the lamest day of the week, so I started choosing it on Tuesdays, too. Of course you need something to get you over the hump on Wednesdays, and Thursdays were really close to Fridays which were practically the weekend, so why not Thursdays, too? Pretty soon it became a daily habit. And sometimes twice a day.

I would play around with flavors and mix them. I felt like a mad scientist in her lab, adding a dash of this and a few drops of that, trying to make the perfect cup of coffee. I never had anything short of three different flavors at a time in the fridge. It took me five years to realize that I did not need sugar with the flavored creamers because they were already so sweet. So I left it out and patted myself on the back for making a “healthier” choice.




Flavored coffee creamers became so much a part of my life that I joined a consumer “club” sponsored by one brand, where I could complete activities involving showing my love for their creamer in exchange for points to use toward gift cards. I have the branded mug they gave as a gift to prove it. I have rewards accounts at coffee shops. I am on email lists for coupons. I even made up a custom coffee drink at a chain coffee & doughnut shop that later showed up on the menu (although it is now premade, and sadly, it sucks).

So y’all, I was heeeeeaaaavvvy in the liquid nondairy flavored coffee creamer scene.

Then, I went keto.

For the uninitiated, keto is short for ‘ketogenic’ and is represents a lifestyle whereby one eats low carb, high fat, and moderate protein foods to gain or maintain health. It is somewhat similar to Paleo and Atkins, and there seem to be many definitions just how many carbs or how much fat and protein constitutes ‘keto.’ But the version I use is also sugar free (including corn syrups and most alternative sweeteners) and clean, meaning it cuts out processed foods entirely. You see where I am going with this.

No more of my flavored creamers.

Shockingly, I found it pretty easy to cut out the processed foods. The creamers were another story. I tried keeping them, since I had cut back to just a couple tablespoons a day. But I think they may be to blame for slowing my weight loss to a crawl, plus I know that makes me a total keto poseur if EVERY DAY I am consuming something that has sugar, unhealthy oils and several unpronounceable ingredients. I tried coffee with keto-approved sweeteners and a splash of heavy cream, but it just tasted like -- coffee. Bland, boring coffee. Flavored creamers have ruined real, regular coffee for people like me. I mean, eating an ice cream sundae or a slab of chocolate cake for breakfast would be ridiculous, but if we drink those things, that’s perfectly acceptable, right?

So the only solution for me is to go cold turkey. I am sad, but it is definitely necessary. I think I might switch to tea to get me through. They make a green tea with pomegranate that is so good, it doesn’t even need sugar. Then there’s the peach one, the cherry almond, the coconut chai...




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Allowing for an Allowance

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Allowance - yea or nay?

We have a balanced approach to this subject in our house. Some tasks are expected as a mere privilege of life in our house. You want to live here? Then every day, you will make your bed, pick up after yourself, put your dirty clothes in the hamper, and set and clear the table. If you don’t, you’re on the street. We don’t play.

But other chores earn an allowance. It’s not because I think my kids should get paid to help around the house, because I don’t. In fact, I struggled with the whole idea of allowance. No one pays me to clean up, make meals, or grocery shop for them. We all live here, we all have a responsibility to pitch in as appropriate. But then I thought about the financial side of it. I am pretty good with money now; I am a good saver and a smart shopper. I could definitely be better at long range financial planning, but it is on my to-do list. I shop responsibly and minimally, always look for the best deal, and ask myself “do I really need this?” before purchasing something. But I was not always good with money.

When I was in my late teens and early twenties, I was horrible with money. I rarely balanced my checkbook; in fact, I pretty much only did that when I had overdrafted. I couldn’t get a credit card, so I would borrow a friend’s when we were out shopping, and then when the bill came, I sometimes didn’t have the money to pay it (I’m sorry, Karen!). I always cashed my paychecks and kept much of it with me, which meant I was always spending it. I spent a lot of time at malls, in convenience stores, and in restaurants. I had nothing in savings. When I finally did get a credit card (a JCPenney card with a $400 limit) it was always maxed out. I was on a path to financial ruin.

My friend’s mother, who you would always see reading Kiplinger’s and Money magazines, gave me a copy of Get a Financial Life: Personal Finance In Your Twenties and Thirties by Beth Kobliner. Here’s the part where you think I am going to say I read it cover to cover. I didn’t. I flipped through it, read some of the more interesting passages, and put it on the shelf. But it watched me and taunted me. I knew I was a financial moron, and the book knew it, too. Though I didn’t study the book like I should have, it did give me an awareness that I was doing it wrong.

It took until I went to college (when I was 26) for me to really realize how to save money, how to plan ahead, and how to be financially responsible. I had a minimal income, so I got pretty good at finding ways to save. One of the best compliments I ever received came in the form of my grandmother telling her sister that I could stretch a dollar further than just about anyone she knew. I remember feeling at that moment that I was finally beginning to get it right.

Recently, I got to thinking about how I didn’t want my kids to repeat my financial mistakes. The only way to really make sure that didn’t happen was to teach them about money early. I figured a three-pronged approach was the best way to get this accomplished: modeling good financial habits, having them learn about managing money through books, stories, and lessons, and then of course managing money themselves.

They get birthday money from family members sometimes, but other than that, their only method of earning right now is allowance. To assign a separate monetary amount to each chore seemed tedious, and we didn’t want them to get into the bad habit of picking and choosing what chores they would do based on what they would get for it. It was going to be: either you do your chores and earn, or you don’t. So we decided that certain chores would earn $3 a week IF (and only if) they were all completed with a minimum of reminding and zero complaining. We bought a cool chore chart at Target to motivate them and serve as a visual reminder, and we were off!






How has it been going? Well, I would say so-so. The girls are very motivated to earn and they typically do not mind chore-time, especially if everyone completes their tasks at the same time (for this, I take a page from my own mother’s book and turn up some fun music as we all go around the house armed with cleaning supplies). The remembering to do the chores is harder though. Part of this might be where the chore chart is placed, on the back door, which is the only place that was magnetic enough for the chore chart to stick. So we will be finding a way to move it to a more central location in the house, hoping that will remind them to complete chores without constant nagging reminding.




They have a few bucks saved up, but once they get a bit more, we will begin learning about how bank accounts work, spending vs. saving vs. donating, and maybe even some junior investing. My older daughter heard a story (that both impressed me and filled me with envy, alternatively) on NPR about a 24 year old who bought his first house in cash from investing his allowance, and later his earnings from shoveling snow and mowing lawns, starting at an early age. This got her really excited -- of course she has no interest in buying a house with it... she wants to use her dividends to travel the world! Sounds like a solid plan to me! I wish I had been more of a planner when I was younger and maybe I could have done the same. Both my girls want to experience the entire world, and let’s be honest, you need money to do that, so it would be great if they could make that happen for themselves. But they are never going to do it by maxing out a JCPenney credit card and spending all their money on restaurant meals. Hopefully by getting them started early, my kids will be smart with their money as adults!





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Public Service Announcement



To: People in society

Cc: All humans

Re: Common sense


This will serve as a public service announcement. Please consider all points and nod in agreement. Nodding will be considered nonverbal acceptance of these terms.


Effective immediately and in an effort to make society a kinder, calmer place to exist, the following will be Law of the Land:


Grocery Stores


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  1. Please treat grocery store aisles as two-way streets. If you would not park your car on the double yellow line and walk away, please consider not doing so with your grocery cart.

  2. Parking lot spaces are not the same thing as cart return corrals. Even if you put the cart as close to the front of the space as you possibly can. Still not the same.

  3. If you decide not to buy the 3 lb. strip steak, please do not put it on the Uncle Ben’s rice shelf. That shelf is NOT refrigerated. All dry goods shelves are NOT refrigerated. Please return to meat aisle and place on refrigerated shelf. Should you choose to ignore this advice, please do not be upset when, during clean up time, your three year old puts his slime back -- in your bed.

  4. If someone would greatly benefit from cutting in front of you in line, please let them cut in line. This includes people with five or less items when you have a cart full.

  5. Please discontinue your casual, loud cell phone conversations. No one needs to hear all about embarrassing Uncle Larry or the details of your child’s last vomiting session while trapped behind you aisle after aisle.




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  1. Please note the two sticks on either side of your steering wheel. One operates the wipers; the other operates your turn signal. When needing to turn, please use the stick designated for turning. Please activate it before turning or changing lanes. If you activate this stick and the wipers turn on, it’s the other one.

  2. Please apologize after a driving mistake. If you accidentally cut someone off, it is customary to wave ”sorry.” Using just one finger to do this is not customary and means something very different. If you know that and you meant to use one finger to gesture at the person you just cut off, then you are not taking responsibility for your actions.

  3. Painted lines in parking spaces are not intended as suggestions. Please park so that your tires -- all of them -- are within the lines. If you see that you did not pull that off the first time, please back out and try again until you are within the lines.

  4. Please, for the love of all that is holy, use the left lane for upcoming left hand turns and passing ONLY. A turn four miles down the road is not considered upcoming. If drivers are passing you on your right (and you are not about to turn left) that will serve as a signal to you that you need to move to the right. NOW.

  5. Please no texting and driving. Besides the obvious reasons, people will judge you and use you as the example to their children of a horrible person and I am pretty sure your thumbs will turn black and fall off as a karmic reaction.




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  1. Please HOLD THE DOOR for people behind you. This can be accomplished by 1) checking behind you to see if someone is there, 2) if someone is, pass them the door or hold it for them. If no one is there, you are free to let it go.

  2. In cases of double-door entryways, please use the door on the right. ALWAYS.

  3. If you see the following individuals approaching a door, please grab and hold the door open for them:

    1. Person on crutches

    2. Person in wheelchair

    3. Person pushing stroller or wheeled cart of some kind

    4. Person carrying lots of stuff

    5. Person who is elderly or has physical challenge

  4. After exiting, should you need to pause to consider something, please move to the side so that the people behind you can exit and not get crushed in the automatic doors. Same rule applies after entering.




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  1. Please be advised that your child’s teacher is NOT out to get your child. She is not. She just isn’t.

  2. Please remember that tipping in full service restaurants or for food delivery is not optional. Even if the food was late. Even if it didn’t taste good. Even if your server or delivery person rubbed you the wrong way. Did someone bring you your food when before you had none? Then you tip. Nine times out of ten, problems with the experience is not the fault of your server or delivery person.

  3. Please resist the well-meaning urge to help a child get down off the playground equipment/tie his shoe/carry multiple items a short distance/get her scooter or bike unstuck. And please do not shoot the parent a judgy look. Odds are the parent is trying to teach his or her child to become an independent problem solver. Trust that the parent will step in if necessary.

  4. Please drive the speed limit (or below) on neighborhood streets where children are playing. Children, even the good ones, can be impulsive. You don’t want to be responsible for injuring or killing someone’s kid because you were going 48 mph down a neighborhood street where kids were playing. You really don’t. You were a child once, too, and no one killed you with their car, so return the favor.

  5. Please note, pedestrians have the right of way at crosswalks without signaling devices. if you are driving downtown or in a parking lot or anywhere else with a crosswalk with no signaling device, it is state law that drivers yield. This means YOU MUST STOP and let them go when you see them waiting to cross. Even if you are in a hurry. Even if there are a lot of them. Even if one is walking a pet turtle. Stop and let them cross. And smile at them. (Side note: Pedestrians, it might be nice if you use the aforementioned thank you wave here.)


Thank you for your kind attention to these matters. Feel free to comment with additional concerns we may have missed!






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The Table at St. George’s

The Table at St. George’s is a market-style food pantry serving the extended local community. Visitors are invited to select their own items from a variety of fresh food, including locally grown produce. The Table’s mission is to encourage healthy eating, build relationships with those in need, and blur the lines between those serving and those being served.